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xtraeme
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bash is the systemd of shells
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tried it. broke with an update. deleted VM.
that was my experience with void.
looked promising but muh arch jest wurks.
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Now how the fuck do you stop a daemon with this fucking runit?
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Topic for #xbps: COLD BEER
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Don't ask stupid questions when the main dev is in there,
or he'll tell you to go back to arch.
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the trolls are leaving the caverns
and they gather on #xbps.
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yeah ditch that DE stuff, makes your computer go slow
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nude pics?
you want a tarball of it?
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not sure if drunk, trying to be funny, or wrong channel.
yes, drunk, but still right.
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Your font rendering hurts to look at.
You hurt to look at.
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Fucking runit, man. Even systemctl knows how to
explain itself to the noob.
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ask a dolphin what he thinks about the cold war
record that
use it as entropy
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and then, throw your cat over the window before doing updates
. has quit [Quit: Leaving]
his cat probably suddenly rebooted the machine
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Ypnose: hi dude. I don't remember you.
Do you have a few minutes to introduce yourself?
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I love finding deaf people when I'm traveling in
countries I don't know the language.
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i think drivers these days are:
"load firmware"
"do magic io"
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be careful,
if you say systemd 3 times it becomes your pid 1.
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I only hate people that hate me.
do you hate yourself?
sometimes.
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i use an air-gap for my internet use.
i have a small philipino child,
who types all the notes i hand him
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u seem like the assembler type of personality
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don't need to "hide" bots. In a week, you'll become a
lurker and ignore the whole chan.
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can it boot after it?
you can try
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you guys are pretty smart, I understand this, may be you
can give me part of your smartness?
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Woke up at 9am like a somewhat normal person
And it's sunny right now for the first time in awhile
* Sits down at computer anyways
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what DM r u using?
agetty... -_-
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void linux, it's basically a BSD-like, systemd-free Arch
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ohoh... thunderstorm
has quit [Read error: No route to host]
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uff, an hour without my irc is not good for me
it was great for us though
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I lost my wisdom with my beard,
so I try to find it using another processes
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Ypnose: you have too much faith in people.
Gottox: I have faith in stupidity ;)
because this faith is proven again and again.
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btrfs is fine if you don't mind losing your data
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xtraeme: time to make the daily sports session, cya
dominikh: carry a crate of beer up the stairs? :P
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Digit: maybe we could just set you as the outter edge,
and make an easy one-liner code of conduct for #xbps.
"dont be worse than Ypnose."
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dominikh: void keeps on rolling… just like your mom
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great work though
Void is usually updated before we start writing the libressl release notes
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People just need training to understand my sentences.
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chris2: we have like 12 tools to detect duplicate files
we need a tool to detect duplicate file detectors
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