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xtraeme
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bash is the systemd of shells
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tried it. broke with an update. deleted VM.
that was my experience with void.
looked promising but muh arch jest wurks.
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Now how the fuck do you stop a daemon with this fucking runit?
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Topic for #xbps: COLD BEER
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Don't ask stupid questions when the main dev is in there,
or he'll tell you to go back to arch.
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the trolls are leaving the caverns
and they gather on #xbpx.
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yeah ditch that DE stuff, makes your computer go slow
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nude pics?
you want a tarball of it?
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not sure if drunk, trying to be funny, or wrong channel.
yes, drunk, but still right.
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Your font rendering hurts to look at.
You hurt to look at.
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Fucking runit, man. Even systemctl knows how to
explain itself to the noob.
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ask a dolphin what he thinks about the cold war
record that
use it as entropy
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and then, throw your cat over the window before doing updates
. has quit [Quit: Leaving]
his cat probably suddenly rebooted the machine
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hi dude. I don't remember you.
Do you have a few minutes to introduce yourself?
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I love finding deaf people when I'm traveling in
countries I don't know the language.
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i think drivers these days are:
"load firmware"
"do magic io"
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be careful,
if you say systemd 3 times it becomes your pid 1.
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I only hate people that hate me.
do you hate yourself?
sometimes.
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