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Merge pull request #2918 from tonkazoid/fortune 

fortune-mod-void: 20151107
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Jürgen Buchmüller 2015-11-07 14:40:51 +01:00
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@ -20,7 +20,7 @@ and they gather on #xbps.
yeah ditch that DE stuff, makes your computer go slow
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nude pics?
you want a tarball of it?
you want a tarball of it?
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not sure if drunk, trying to be funny, or wrong channel.
yes, drunk, but still right.
@ -29,7 +29,7 @@ Your font rendering hurts to look at.
You hurt to look at.
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Fucking runit, man. Even systemctl knows how to
explain itself to the noob.
explain itself to the noob.
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ask a dolphin what he thinks about the cold war
record that
@ -39,8 +39,8 @@ and then, throw your cat over the window before doing updates
. has quit [Quit: Leaving]
his cat probably suddenly rebooted the machine
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hi dude. I don't remember you.
Do you have a few minutes to introduce yourself?
Ypnose: hi dude. I don't remember you.
Do you have a few minutes to introduce yourself?
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I love finding deaf people when I'm traveling in
countries I don't know the language.
@ -80,8 +80,8 @@ agetty... -_-
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void linux, it's basically a BSD-like, systemd-free Arch
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: ohoh... thunderstorm
... has quit [Read error: No route to host]
ohoh... thunderstorm
has quit [Read error: No route to host]
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uff, an hour without my irc is not good for me
it was great for us though
@ -89,7 +89,26 @@ it was great for us though
I lost my wisdom with my beard,
so I try to find it using another processes
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you have too much faith in people.
I have faith in stupidity ;)
because this faith is proven again and again.
Ypnose: you have too much faith in people.
Gottox: I have faith in stupidity ;)
because this faith is proven again and again.
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btrfs is fine if you don't mind losing your data
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xtraeme: time to make the daily sports session, cya
dominikh: carry a crate of beer up the stairs? :P
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Digit: maybe we could just set you as the outter edge,
and make an easy one-liner code of conduct for #xbps.
"dont be worse than Ypnose."
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dominikh: void keeps on rolling… just like your mom
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great work though
Void is usually updated before we start writing the libressl release notes
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People just need training to understand my sentences.
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chris2: we have like 12 tools to detect duplicate files
we need a tool to detect duplicate file detectors
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# Template file for 'fortune-mod-void'
pkgname=fortune-mod-void
version=20150713
version=20151107
revision=1
homepage="http://www.voidlinux.eu/"
short_desc="Quotes from #xbps and other void related stuff"