#!/bin/sh
RED=$(printf "\e[1;31m")
NORMAL=$(printf "\e[0m")

colors1() {
    for i in 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7; do
        printf "%b" "\e[4${i}m   \e[0m"
    done
}

colors2() {
    for i in 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7; do
        printf "%b" "\e[10${i}m   \e[0m"
    done
}

cat <<EOF
${RED}  _____ _______   shutthe@fuckup
${RED} / ____|__   __|  ${NORMAL}--------------
${RED}| (___    | |     I dont care:${NORMAL} about your fetch screencap
${RED} \___ \   | |     In fact,:${NORMAL} I'm getting tired of all of this BS
${RED} ____) |  | |     ramfetch, a fetch that displays memory i-:${NORMAL} SHUT UP
${RED}|_____/   |_|     yfetch - a minimal command-li-:${NORMAL} FUCK OFF
${RED} ______ _    _    cpufetch - Simplistic yet fa-:${NORMAL} NO! IT'S NOT FANCY IT'S OVERDONE
${RED}|  ____| |  | |   blablablafetc-:${NORMAL} SHUT! THE! FUCK! UP!
${RED}| |__  | |  | |   If I see one more fetch:${NORMAL} I'll fucking destroy my computer
${RED}|  __| | |  | |   and never use:${NORMAL} Linux ever again
${RED}| |    | |__| |   ${NORMAL}
${RED}|_|     \____/    ${NORMAL}$(colors1)
                  $(colors2)
EOF